i need some updates on your life. where were you for 40 hours?
This happened in 2009, when I was forever ill. The hospital pulled me out of school for a few days, made me fast, knocked me out via laughing gas, and shoved a tube down my throat to make sure I didn’t have anything that required surgery. I didn’t eat for 40 hours because of the fasting plus the amount of time I was in the hospital. I then proceeded to have the best canoli of my life.
I wouldn't have been able to last that long :/
Yeah, it was pretty much 2 days of hell, they took me out of class and everything. I had to drink this purging stuff which was incredibly sour and just all around gross. I was going in for a stomach test though so I was kind of expecting it.
I’ve had to do it for about the length of time you’re going too. Once to drink some crap that makes your organs glow or something so they can take x-rays and another time for a lactose intolerance test (Everything they have ever had me drink has been beyond foul).
Point said, whatever you eat afterwords (granted they don’t make you drink anything) will at that moment be the most wonderful thing to ever grace your taste buds.
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